I'm a big guy. There's no way around that. That's just the way it is. I generally don't complain but sometimes it makes things difficult. One of those things being Halloween.
If you look for "big & tall" stuff at a costume store, options are pretty limited.
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Elvis? You're fat Elvis.
Indiana Jones? You're fat Indiana Jones.
Darth Vader? You're the guy who ate Darth Vader.
Batman? Go ahead and make the obvious punchline yourself.
The point is, I find it best to abandon the whole pop culture scene and look to areas more philisophical and existential for inspiration. Personally relevant and easy to do are factors also. As a result, THIS is my Halloween costume this year...
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